The Absolute Hassle of Renewal
(10:46 AM)
Two mornings ago, when I tried renewing my NBI Clearance at one of their "satellite offices" in a Makati mall, I had assumed that all I needed to endure was the long line and I would be scot-free, so to speak.
But I got a "hit".
"A hit?" I asked the girl punching the keyboard. I felt like an unpopular website.
"Someone also has your name," she said.
She kept on punching the keyboard and never looked at me. The line was about a hundred people long. She had a long day ahead.
I had no choice. I was avoiding it. I had to go to Manila and visit the famous NBI Carriedo.
"It's easy to find" an office mate said. "Just go down from the LRT station and you're there."
NBI Carriedo is not NBI headquarters, it turns out. It is three whole floors of a building on top of a Greenhills-type market, full of stalls selling beads, step-ins, bags, and pirated VCDs. Welcome to the New Quiapo Shopping Centre (Carriedo Plaza), aka NBI Carriedo.
"Go straight to Step Three and Four," I remember the satellite kiosk girl saying.
I skip Steps One and Two, and headed for Step Three (computer verification), then Four (picture-taking). So far, so good. I skipped Five and gave my forms to the large man sitting behind the Step Six table.
He filed my forms and stamped my receipt.
"Come back at 3:00 PM," he said.
What?
"Come back this afternoon?" I asked. He was already looking away, signaling to someone across the large room. "Can I come back another day?"
He continued to ignore me.
Then he said, "They need you there."
What?
He pointed at me, "You want this guy?" He was talking to someone else.
I was in NBI territory and they want me. I was ready to have a minor panic attack.
"They want me?"
I looked across the room, where the Step Six man was looking. Amidst the crowd, I saw a familiar and smiling face. Thank goodness. An old acquaintance, the NBI husband of a former office mate.
"So, you're the boss here?" I said to my NBI friend. We shook hands.
He said he was just passing by--for some secret NBI stuff, I assume. He asked what my NBI Clearance was for. "Are you going to be a seaman?"
Seaman? There must be joke here somewhere.
"No, I'm applying to New Zealand."
"Really?" he said. "My brother and mother are in New Zealand. They've been there for four years."
After a month of working there, his brother bought a house, then a second-hand Honda Accord. Things he couldn't afford here as an engineer for PLDT. What an amazing coincidence. Proof that people do go and live in New Zealand.
"Do they like it there?"
"They love it there," he stated.
I noticed that he had a gun strapped to his waist.